A lighter avenue for the weekend…

A lighter avenue for the weekend…

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The weekend, well, for me one day, I like to keep it light and post poems or jokes… or both, or just silly little things that have crossed my mind, so this is one of those posts (plus there is not as many eyeballs on wordpress because hopefully you are all out doing cool weekend things), so without further verbosity (I seriously can’t help myself sometimes…)



code coder coding computer
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6/6/18 “coded”

lines of linux

lines of dos


my coded thoughts



not from a phone

markup language

not graffiti on a wall


meta tag

you’re it

url follow

take a trip


all this language make you crazed?

applets are not miniature apples

an orchard on your netscape


i think i’m infected


time to check the time

surf to the atomic clock.

notes… OK, this is full on geek roots here, I am a coder (surprise, I love to write… code), heck I even remember my gosub routines,  I used to write webpages from scratch (HTML), it is all so automated now, there was an art to it, but it is much easier to point and click, I must admit.

finance dollars newspaper stock
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I know it is early

when I can still hear the night crickets

the morning paper

what an anachronism

why do I still get this thing?

nostalgia or habit, I suppose

agriculture back light bokeh cloud
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ears have horns


the devil himself

pop goes the weasel

in your trousers

a child is born



I’m a balloon

I’m not sad

just deflated

silly music time…

Scatterbrain – I’m with Stupid

fun fun fun band, one of the best ever silly albums (but great on a technical level) of all time, well at least to this guy… it spans genres (metal, rock, funk, classical, doowop – seriously) and themes, and by the way, don’t call me ‘dude’

I would be remiss if I did not say thanks for reading this.  All input, comments, questions and bake-ware is appreciated. (critique is especially valued, I can’t see myself now)

Just some silliness (can’t we all use a little?)

Just some silliness (can’t we all use a little?)

blur color conceptual cube
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I can be hilarious, witty and completely eye rollingly cornball… this is one of the latter times, I’m off tomorrow for the holiday of course so I just threw this together as a matter of course, of course tomorrow I will be eating courses on my course to food coma nirvana, I love turkey, no, not the country, I love turkey in some unholy fashion, I could eat turkey every living day, is that a bad thing?  Have you ever met a turkey?  They are aggressive at times, they will get you, pac man is modeled after turkey life after all (gobble gobble – see, awful cornball humor oozes from me!).  Anyway, have a good day, and enjoy these lighter pieces where I am not balancing the universe on my syllables and the meaning of life on my parables…

I hate twitter
not enough space for my words

bourbon (I have a habit of posting using bourbon as a foil)

one two
buckle my shoe
three four
why am I on the floor ?

why do I aim at this thing?
the urinal cake
as if there is some prize at stake
competitive streak…
for heaven’s sake
(probably been here too long in this contemplative state)

bourbon served
two ice cubes
two talls down
social lube
so I decide to up my game
but I approach
and forget my name
epic fail
I sit down
and have another round

@ work we try to out cornball each other, and honestly I win most of the time… here is something I thought of this week…

why was the auctioneer so mad?
because everyone was all up in his bid-ness